I want a girl who's insecure like me
Who gets real mad and soils the sheets
Thinks every word I say is a lie
Says my looks don't hypnotize

She loves that undying hatred when she looks into my eyes
And knows that I would kill any other guy
Yes, it's true and what about you?

Well, I need a girl with low self-esteem
Let's me trample her dignity
Funny when she starts to cry
When I tell her how I cheat and lie

She loves that undying hatred when she looks into my eyes
And knows that I would kill any other guy
Yes, it's true and what about you?

She loves that undying hatred when she looks into my eyes
And knows that I would kill any other guy
Yes, it's true and what about you?

I need a girl who's insecure like me
Who gets real mad and soils the sheets
Thinks every word I say is a lie
Says my looks don't hypnotize

She loves that undying hatred when she looks into my eyes
And knows that I would kill any other guy
Yes, it's true and what about you?

Well, I need a girl screwed up like me
Like the girls in therapy
She holds my hand until it bleeds
Abandons me in my time of need

But she loves my straightjacket
And my imaginary friend Sam
She loves all my personalities
And thinks that we're all hams
Yes it's true and what about you?

Well you're a keeper

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