A Keeper

I want a girl who's insecure like me
Who gets real mad then soils the sheets
Thinks every word I say is a lie
Says my looks don't hypnotize

She loves that undying hatred when she looks into my eyes
And knows that I would kill any other guy
Yes, it's true and what about you?

I need a girl with low self-esteem
Who let's me trample her dignity
Funny when she starts to cry
When I tell her how I cheat and lie

She loves that undying hatred when she looks into my eyes
And knows that I would kill any other guy
Yes, it's true and what about you?

She loves that undying hatred when she looks into my eyes
And knows that I would kill any other guy
Yes, it's true and what about you?

I want a girl who's insecure like me
Who gets real mad then soils the sheets
Thinks every word I say is a lie
Says my looks don't hypnotize

She loves that undying hatred when she looks into my eyes
And knows that I would kill any other guy
Yes, it's true and what about you?

I need a girl screwed up like me
Like the girls in therapy
She holds my hand until it bleeds
Abandons me in my time of need

But she loves my straight-jacket
And my imaginary friend Sam
Loves all my personalities
And thinks that we're all hams
Yes it's true and what about you?

Well you're a keeper

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